foreveralone-lyguy: I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
Anonymous asked: i know where u live
Anonymous asked: firewaffles
babe-c4kes asked: Just a note to say how beautiful you are, and to wish you a wonderful day! Once you have received this, anon or not, pass it along to at least five other people, and know that you have made there day a little brighter. Nothing bad will happen if you don’t, but who would ever want to break the happiness chain. :) ♥ ILY BRITISH FRIEND.
-moonshine-: friendly reminder taylor swift and adele are the same age and one of them is married and pregnant while the other is still mentally stuck in middle school
when something happens in your fandom but none of your friends are in it
To beat the Chinese, you have to eat like the Chinese. So we’re getting...– Tom Daley (via you-have-to-use-your-imagination)
I just watched a video I made of me and my old loan horse. It made me cry because I miss him so much. I’d love to hear how he’s doing with his new owners and maybe just see him one more time so I can say a proper goodbye :(
boobscupcakesnweed: best video on tumblr hands DOWN!!!!
i found a gif that is a perfect visual metaphor for my life
chicagorgasm: ‘who do you like?’ or dare
jeszing: what if nudes were called nakeds instead
me: has a crush
crush: too old
crush: too good-looking
crush: lives 10.000 miles away
crush: fictional character
livin-la-vida-lokiii: If the wallpaper on your phone is a picture of yourself i am judging you
Right. From tomorrow I’m getting my shit together. No more being scared just 100% hard work and dedication. I know it won’t be as good as it was before but I’m going to make this one as good as I can get.
brace yourself– lazy orthodontist
Teacher: What would you do if you were in the olympics?
Me: Tom Daley
shaleimp: cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle: lnsinuate: shaleimp: yesterday this girl asked me how to throw away her paper for her and since i wasnt anywhere near the trash can i said no and she made a youtube video saying that she was popular and that means i have to throw away her trash how dare i not throw it away for her ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS Post the video dammit ...
reblog if u wear a helmet to bed just in case
absolutelypolly: videohall: What the internet was created for FUCKING DYING GJKRESBHIOET
finefools: glamydia: excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology more like chukka that shit in the garbage