June 2012
parasailin-sarahpalin:
everyone has that one retarded friend.
EVERYONE.
I don’t.. DOES THAT MEAN IT’S ME?!
hotbabysitter:
So I’m at Starbucks and there a table of girls with dip dyed hair and I whispered summer bloggers and they all hissed “humor blog” at the same time
canieatthisshit:
consequentialism:
if i had a dollar for every time i was a third wheel
Me: I WANT A BOYFRIEND MUM.
Mum: No you don’t Laura, just stick to your horses.
hamfarto:
dildos-and-debutantes:
rescuerhera:
thejoshinator:
mpregbert:
ghostgiggles:
if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
Oh, and I also have a massive crush on my physics teacher.
I would rather date a musician over sports person anyday. There’s one exception, my friends know who that is, heh.
It was my last sports day ever today and probably be my last ever time throwing a discuss. Wow. Can we please rewind three years so we can do it all again please? I’m really going to miss it :(
gosh why did 7th grade me think it was a good idea to like every single facebook page that even slightly applied to me
I am currently going through the process of unliking them all.
I’m trying to eat tea while avoiding cooking. It’s proving difficult.
topsh0p-princess asked: You so lovely to me Laura:(! I MISS TALKING TO YOU D: x
Anonymous asked: firewaffles; you have been invited to PeepsPayer(.)com by one of your followers - where it's easy to make $ with your blog.
cryingvagina:
if i was a dj my name would be dj enzyme because i’m always breaking it down
caillou-is-a-bad-bitch:
so I was looking in my cupord to find some food when all of a sudden I see this motherfucker chillin in the back corner where you can hardly see it:
and I was like wait is that what I think it is because my mom refused to but me nutella for months and I pulled it out:
and I go to open it and taste some if it’s hazelnutty amazingness and see this:
well played...
highfunctioningdarklordofall:
Tonight I went to see Snow White and the Huntsman, and on my way into the theatre a kid about 4 or 5 years old shouts “MOM! MOM! IT’S BATMAN!” because I was wearing my shirt with the bat-symbol on it.
So I got down on one knee and asked him if he’d seen the Joker, and he pointed into the theatre. I said thanks, and as I started to go in he said “Thanks for keeping...
