May 2012
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How do boys brains even work? When someone works it out, let me know.
May 31st
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I get jealous waaaaaaaaaaay too easy.
May 31st
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troyyy: remember that one zoey 101 episode where they did a rip off version of the macarena called the “macalana”
May 31st
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Anonymous asked: tumblrmarketing(.)com is showing how silly tumblr is. they'd do worse than facebook in the stock market. just giving free shit away
May 31st
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juliemoriarty: remember when Quinn tried to make Banapples
May 30th
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dietchola: just think, your life could be so much worse you could be that one girl in your grade who is obsessed with horses  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THAT’S ME! Apparently, my life couldn’t be so much worse.
May 30th
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May 29th
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i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found...
May 29th
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fonmasterguard: So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
May 29th
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Why did I have to make that stupid Youtube video? It’s just making me cry again.
May 28th
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Period's Late, haven't had sex. Must be carrying... →
wowfunniestposts: what a funny blog I was really convinced at one point.
May 28th
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May 28th
understanding a joke on the big bang theory
sodamnrelatable:
May 27th
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My head hurts and I can’t sleep.
May 27th
May 27th
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"Good things come to those who wait."
Who ever said that deserves to be shot several times and cut open with a rusty nail. Those so called “good things” may come around but they’ll shortly get taken away from you. Leaving you upset and much worse than before. Why don’t you just quit while you’re ahead and aim for nothing. At least that way you won’t get hurt.
May 27th
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thundergoddess: OH NO………… WE STILL HAVE TO SIT THROUGH “12 points to………. our neighbouring country 10 points to our other neighbouring country no points for united kingdom bye”
May 26th
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May 26th
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expiry: writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
May 26th
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when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately
May 26th
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