How do boys brains even work? When someone works it out, let me know.
I get jealous waaaaaaaaaaay too easy.
troyyy: remember that one zoey 101 episode where they did a rip off version of the macarena called the “macalana”
Anonymous asked: tumblrmarketing(.)com is showing how silly tumblr is. they'd do worse than facebook in the stock market. just giving free shit away
juliemoriarty: remember when Quinn tried to make Banapples
dietchola: just think, your life could be so much worse you could be that one girl in your grade who is obsessed with horses NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THAT’S ME! Apparently, my life couldn’t be so much worse.
i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found...
fonmasterguard: So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
Why did I have to make that stupid Youtube video? It’s just making me cry again.
Period's Late, haven't had sex. Must be carrying... →
wowfunniestposts: what a funny blog I was really convinced at one point.
understanding a joke on the big bang theory
My head hurts and I can’t sleep.
"Good things come to those who wait."
Who ever said that deserves to be shot several times and cut open with a rusty nail. Those so called “good things” may come around but they’ll shortly get taken away from you. Leaving you upset and much worse than before. Why don’t you just quit while you’re ahead and aim for nothing. At least that way you won’t get hurt.
thundergoddess: OH NO………… WE STILL HAVE TO SIT THROUGH “12 points to………. our neighbouring country 10 points to our other neighbouring country no points for united kingdom bye”
expiry: writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately