December 2011
Just drank rum. I feel like a pirate.
How teens and adults text
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
I went on chat roulette for the first time last night. Apart from the occasional pervert, talked to some pretty awesome people xD
When I die and my life flashes before me, all I'm...
So in 2012, when each time zone changes to 12/21,...
isleptpassnoon:
now that you are sharing this with tumblr, only the tumblr people will be alive. …and then tumblr people will unite, create their own country and rule the world.
BEST DIVORCE LETTER, EVER! →
anymannymore:
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite...
When you hear your parents say your name in...
“SAY IT TO MY FACE MOM!”
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