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rreasons whhy you might be still single:
- waiting 4 HO T HOT Celeb
- u givve off an aura That is too Powerful
- weird skeleton
- u dont have a big cool truck with flames (most likely)
I am sorry for my friends having to put up with my obsession with Greg James right now. It’s his fault. He shouldn’t be so perfect.
I think this is my new favorite thing in the whole world
why be interested in people close to your age when you can be interested in people twice your age that are twice as attractive and twice as unlikely to ever reciprocate your feelings
Greg :(
What are the best songs for a summer playlist?
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
dinners ready
( ._.)./ an explanation:
The dog has an issue where his esophagus doesn’t work right; it doesn’t get food in there right because it’s all stretched out and stuff. So what dog owners (and cat owners and I guarantee you the cat ones look goofier) do is make a highchair and feed them upright so gravity can be a hero. It’s also really cute.
The disorder is called Megaesophagus.
Here is a cat with the same disorder in his eatin’ sock.
EATIN’ SOCK
These are just getting better.
kiaricake asked: How long have you been blogging?
I honestly couldn’t tell you, I have no idea! Must be a few years at least.
kiaricake asked: Hello!
Hi :D
Animals With Stuffed Animals Of Themselves
Here are some animals hanging out with stuffed animal versions of themselves, which is clearly a thing that animals should be doing a lot more often.
This is so right and so wrong on so many levels.
they look so happy
